Man in a Million

Spike Moriarty raced down Park Avenue, legs pumping, arms swinging, black leather jacket flapping behind him in the night air. Big, in great shape and properly motivated, he was like an SUV tooling down the sidewalk. Oncoming pedestrians got out of the way. Damn, he waslate. And this was no fifteen minute, margin-of-error kind of thing. This was a two-hour black hole of social impropriety. Usually the rules and regulations of polite behavior weren't high on his priority list. He never went out of his way to offend people, but he wasn't in bed with Emily Post, either. But tonight was different. Two of his favorite people were getting married and this was their engagement party. He was supposed to be helping the host and giving a little speech. Sean O'Banyon, master of ceremonies, was going to kill him. Good thing they were buddies. It might buy him a quick and easy end. Although it wasn't as if he'd been dogging it on his couch. The drive from upstate New York to Manhattan had taken twice as long as it should have on account of a fiesta of automotive trouble. The kickoff had been an eighteen wheeler jackknifing on the Northway right in front of him. Fortunately, no one had been injured, but the semi fell over onto its side and shut down the southbound lanes entirely. Like everyone else, he'd been diverted to Route 9 and had become tangled in rural traffic. Tangled, that was, until he got nailed by an eighty-five-year-old man driving an ancient Pontiac. Then he'd been stopped dead in the road. Thank God only the Honda had been hurt, but then the real fun and games had begun. Local cops showed up. The pair of them took one look at Spike's hair and his tattoos and ran everything but his jockey shorts through every criminal check they could find. They probably even called Interpol overseas. The two had seemed bitterly disappointed when they'd found no outstanding warrants or parole violations. And to work off the frustration at not getting to use the cuffs, they'd detained him at the side of the road for about two hours. By the time Spike finally made it back onto a highway, he knew he could kiss off any hope of making it to the party before the speeches started. Hell, he'd be lucky if he made it before folks left. After dropping a voice mail message at Sean's, he'd had to resist the urge to red line the Honda's speedometer. What stopped him was knowing that the last thing he needed was another run in with some badges. Once he'd made it to the city, he'd dumped the car in a lot and started hightailing it. For the middle of May, the night was blessedly cool and clear so at least he wasn't going to look like a total mess when he arrived. Spike glanced at a street sign.Thank God. Only a couple more blocks to go. If he made good time, he figured he'd get to Sean's before Alex and Cass-- The taxi came out of nowhere. One minute Spike was shooting across 71st Street, the next he was looking the grill of a yellow Chevrolet right in the teeth. Years of physical conditioning gave him the reflexes and strength to yank his six-foot-four body out of the way. But he did bounce off the car before ending up on his ass in the street. The taxi skidded to a halt, and evidently the driver didn't appreciate the assault on his hood ornament. He flipped the bird and hit the gas, kicking up some loose stones that pinged off Spike's biker jacket. Much as he could have used a breather, he didn't hang around resting on his laurels. One: there was no time, not even to swear a little. Two: the asphalt was hard. Three, and most important of all: he had on black clothes, because that's all he ever wore, so he was indistinguishable from the street. He probably looked like an odd-shaped pothole. He bolted up and kept running, figuring he'd find out soon enough if anything hurt. When nothing howled, he went faster, letting the motion of his body clean any debris off his slacksBird, Jessica is the author of 'Man in a Million ', published 2007 under ISBN 9780373248032 and ISBN 0373248032.