Where's Saddam?

Gotcha! Our President's on the hunt for the world's #1 evil-doerand you're going with him! Is Saddam hiding with his secret stash of WMD? Was he abducted by space aliens? Has he retired to Boca? Now you can be the first on your block to say, "I found Saddaaaam. Nah nah nah nah nah." "If Saddam is alive, I would suggest he not POP HIS HEAD UP."George W. Bush Press Conference, April 16, 2003 Coming soon... WHERE'S THAT DARNED BUDGET SURPLUS WHERE ARE ALL THOSE ALLY FOLKS? WHERE'S THAT NEAT LOOKING FLIGHT HELMET? WHERE'S MY AMERICAN FLAG LAPEL PIN? WHERE THE HECK IS NORTH KOREA? WHERE IN TARNATION IS DICK CHENEY?Beard, Henry is the author of 'Where's Saddam?', published 2003 under ISBN 9780767917179 and ISBN 0767917170.