When I Am an Old Coot

When I Am An Old Coot I will wear funny hats and loud ties, flowered underwear and bright yellow suspenders. I will break all the silly proper rules and be a kid again. When I am an old coot . . . I will make a will and donate my bones to the Museum of Archaeology to be exhibited as "Fartasaurus Rex." These plus 140 more mischievous witticisms are sure to liven things up in our "mature" years. This book isn't just for aging codgers--it's for free spirits of all persuasions who intend to nurture eccentricities and celebrate life with good humor.English, Roy is the author of 'When I Am an Old Coot', published 1995 under ISBN 9780879056957 and ISBN 0879056959.