Mammoth Book Of Zingers, Quips, And One-liners

They said it - you can too! 8,000 terrific one-liners, witticisms and wisecracks Huge and hilarious - here is a big new collection of funny observations, sharp replies and amusing sayings for the twenty-first century. The world's greatest wits have given us great lines on every subject imaginable - from banking to blondes, golf to gluttony, sailing to socks. Whether you're stuck for a good quotation for an after-dinner talk, struggling to put the finishing touches to a wedding speech, or simply hoping for a reliable source of cheering entertainment, look no further. Entries range from insults, put-downs, gags and one-liners, to homespun philosophy, comic proverbs, movie quotes and graffiti.Tibballs, Geoff is the author of 'Mammoth Book Of Zingers, Quips, And One-liners ', published 2004 under ISBN 9780786714070 and ISBN 0786714077.