Mammoth Book of Humor

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed; married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator. Unless you're a Trappist monk or a mime artist, the chances are that at some time in your life you will have to make a public speech. There are two ways to approach this: Either you can behave like a small animal trapped in a car's headlights, mumble a few incoherent words and sit down quick! Or you can use this book to help you deliver a speech sizzling with wit and wisdom. It could earn you a standing ovation and free drinks all night. As well as containing thousands of jokes, toasts, puns, put-downs and quotations, this invaluable book offers plenty of shaggy dog stories and insults for all occasions or just amusing your friends. Quite simply, the ultimate and most accessible compendium of humor ever written!Tibballs, Geoff is the author of 'Mammoth Book of Humor' with ISBN 9780786707836 and ISBN 0786707836.