Lillian Lectures

Poetry. ARE YOU THERE, GOD? IT'S ME, MARGARET meets SOUTH PARK in THE LILLIAN LECTURES, a collection of short poems and cheerfully nasty illustrations (by Flint Geinsburger) that will turn your universe on its head. Six-year-old Melanie, the narrator, is weirder and naughtier than you ever were, and now she's passing her wealth of wisdom on to her little sister, Lillian. Monsterbaiting, swearing (If you see Kay), how babies get made, the location of God's brain, and the story of how he met his wife Jill: The Lillian Lectures will teach you everything you need to know about our complicated world. God loves Jill/ but he's scared of her/ bleeds on his angels/ they cost a lot/ to dry clean.Agnew, Wendy is the author of 'Lillian Lectures' with ISBN 9781552450154 and ISBN 1552450155.