Lake Wobegon Summer 1956

I am stunned. I had no idea. God. A Typewriter. The enormity of this gift is truly staggering; it's as if he gave me the keys to a new car. I promise myself that I will never think snotty things about Uncle Sugar's hair and his balloon butt ever again. I have lusted for a typewriter for so long. Grandpa is looking out the window of heaven, and Jesus is standing beside him. Grandpa says, "Jesus, why did you give an Underwood typewriter to a boy who thinks dirty thoughts all the time?" Jesus says, "Well, we'll see what he does with it."Keillor, Garrison is the author of 'Lake Wobegon Summer 1956' with ISBN 9780670030033 and ISBN 0670030031.