Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary Words You Thought You Knew The Meaning Of

Aa afar (e-far), n. an object in the state of combustion. "There's no sense bein' this cold-let's build afar." Alaska (el-ask-e), n. and v. to resolve to make an inquiry. "If I wanna know where to find a polar bear, Alaska guy who lives here." allowed (e-lau'd), adj. distinguished by an intense elevation of volume. "Did you just hear allowed noise?" annuity (e-nu-et-e), n. and v. having forethought or intuition. "I couldn't hear him, but annuity was sayin'." apparent (e-per-ent), n. one who sires or gives birth to offspring. "It's obvious to me from lookin' at yer belly that yer gonna be apparent." Armageddon (arm-e-ge-din), n. and v. putting oneself in a position for action. "I tell ya, if it gets any crazier, Armageddon outta here." armature (ar-me-chu'r), v. and adj. displaying exceptional wisdom, experience, and/or age. "I know sometimes I acts like a kid but I really armature." asinine (as-e-n?n), n. favorable praise of the hind end, to the positive ninth integer. "Man, I would give her face a two and her asinine." asparagus (e-sper-e-ges), n. ambivalence about having to install a replacement for an air-filled rubber wheel. "I got a flat, so I'm gonna have to put on asparagus." aspect (as-pekt), n. and v. having one's backside assaulted by a sharp object. "He got done skinny-dippin', passed out on that deck chair, and had his aspect by a woodpecker." asthma (az-me), v. to make an inquiry to a person of familiar acquaintance. "I don't know if I can go or not. Lemme asthma wife." atom (at-em), prep. and n. in the direction of something or someone. "Two deer jumped outta the woods and we just started shootin' atom." attacks (e-taks), n. a percentage of one's assets taken annually by a governing body. "If you let 'em, I swear the government would put attacks on the air." avenue (av-e-nu), n. and v. to declare possession of something recently acquired. "Avenue address, but I don't remember it." Bb banner (ban-er), v. and n. to prohibit a female person from a specific location. "Cody's grandma cusses so much, they're gonna banner from the Little League park." barrier (ber-e-er), v. and n. to conceal or cover a female, usually under earth or debris. "She died while on vacation, so I think they decided to barrier on the beach." bayou (b?-u), v. and n. to purchase for another. "I just walked right up to her and said, 'Hey darlin', lemme bayou a drink.' " beer (bir), v. to express one's desire to or remain at a specific location, usually during intoxication. "I'll beer till ten, then I gotta get home." beetle (be-til), v. and conj. to exist for an unspecified amount of time. "How long do you think it's gonna beetle they figure out we're gone?" believe (be-lev), n. and v. a demand for the Bombus ruderatus to vacate the immediate vicinity. "Oh no! I'm allergic! Believe me alone!" bemoan (be-mon), v. and adj. to declare possession by oneself. "I don't like takin' orders. That's why I gotta bemoan boss." bigots (bigFoxworthy, Jeff is the author of 'Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary Words You Thought You Knew The Meaning Of', published 2005 under ISBN 9781400064656 and ISBN 1400064651.