Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III Learning to Talk More Gooder Fastly

Aa abilities (e-bil-et-z),n. and pron.a statement of charges for services rendered and subsequent action to be taken by a specified male person."I don' care if he' broke, Ma, the house payment'abilitiesgot to pay." acne (ak-n),v. and n.concerning a male person' behavior and the result of that behavior."Once again we took him to a fancy restaurant, and he didn' know how toacnemade a fool of himself." acquire (e-kwer),n.a group of singers, especially those who perform during religious ceremonies."She sings so pretty, she should joinacquire." acquit (e-kwit),n. and v.a personal declaration of resignation from an assigned task."You ain' firin'me, 'uzacquit!" activist (akt-ev-ist),v. and conj.to behave in a certain manner, particularly one based on another reality. "She seduced me into signing that petition, and now sheactivistshe don' know me!" administer (at-mi-ne-ster),adj. and n.a specific clergyman or agent of a government, as designated by the observer."I tell ya,administeris a good man." afford (e-fd),n.an automobile manufactured by the motor company that produced the Model T."If I had the money for a car, I' want to buyafford." airline (er-ln),adv. and v.concerning the location and dishonesty of the person being addressed or discussed. "Don' sitairlineabout it, boy . . . tell the truth!" alibi (al-e-b),n. and v.the predicted future purchases by a male named Albert, Alfred, or Alvin."He always invite Al, 'ausealibidrinks for everybody." anal (an-),v. and pron.being inferior to what one expects."Enemasanalthey'e cracked up to be." anarchist (an-er-kist),conj., n., and v.additionally, having pressed one' lips to another' as an expression of affection or sensual desire."Anarchisther ma,anarchisther sister,anarchisther gramma,anarchist her other sister,anarchisther other other sister, and then her dad walked in and . . ." annoys (e-nz),n.a loud or irritating sound. "Hell, I wouldn''e peed my pants if I hadn' heard annoys!" anthill (en-til),conj.up to a point in time."I won' set foot in that roomanthillhe cleans it up!" antipasto (an-t-past-e),n. and v.to discharge from the body, as done by the female sibling of a parent of the speaker."After eatin'all that salami last night, myantipastokidney stone." archery (arch-er-),n. and conj.a male person' ultimatum relating to a curved structure, usually one that serves as the roof or overhang of a passageway. "He went off to St. Louis, sayin'he was dang sure he was goin'Foxworthy, Jeff is the author of 'Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III Learning to Talk More Gooder Fastly', published 2007 under ISBN 9780345498489 and ISBN 0345498488.