Have You Heard The One About.

I have enjoyed telling and hearing jokes since I was in primary school. To let you know how long ago this was, a lot of jokes were about Hitler and Tojo. Later there were Dumb Dora jokes. How dumb was she, you ask. She was so dumb she thought Moby Dick was a social disease and Peter Pan was the porcelain thing in the men’s room. Very few of the jokes in this book are mine. I steal jokes and stories from anyone. And I’m an equal opportunity bigot. I have jokes about black people, Jews, Mexicans, Cajuns and white people. I also joke a lot about old people of which I am one. I joke about fat people and I’m as big around as I am tall. There may be some dumb blond jokes. I love blonds—redheads, brunettes and bald women too. If you see any of your jokes in this book, don’t sue me as I don’t have anything but an Edsel car, some 78 RPM records of Wayne King and a pair of spats.Pickens, Bill is the author of 'Have You Heard The One About.', published 2007 under ISBN 9781424192052 and ISBN 1424192056.