Flirting With Disaster

chapter one "You think I won't do it?" the man shouted. "Is that what you think? Well, you can damn well think again!" Dave DeMarco bowed his head and let out a breath of frustration. This was not going well. Five minutes ago, he'd pulled his patrol car onto Highway 4, heading back to the station after a particularly demanding shift, when the guy caught his attention. He was maybe fifty years old, sitting there in his immaculate suit, polished shoes, silk tie, and sixty-dollar haircut, just sitting there, as if he had nothing better to do than watch the world go by. And Dave might not have thought a thing about it, except for the fact that the place he'd chosen to sit was on a highway overpass, his legs dangling over rush hour traffic. Dave had radioed the situation, asked for backup, then pulled his patrol car onto the overpass. He couldn't say for sure whether the guy was serious or not, but most of the time if potential jumpers chose a public venue they were just attention seekers, hoping for somebody to give a shit long enough to tell them not to take a dive. With luck, this guy was one of those. Right now Dave stood ten feet from where the guy sat on the retaining wall, easing as close as he dared. He ticked off the procedures in his mind: Get his name. Establish rapport. Keep him talking. He inched forward. "Don't come any closer!" the guy shouted. Dave held his ground, glancing down to the highway below, not surprised in the least to see that several cars had pulled over to the side of the road to watch the festivities. And already they'd been joined by a Channel Seven news van. Wonderful. An audience. This was going to be a regular dog and pony show. "Hey, I'm warning you!" the guy shouted. "Back off, or I'm going over!" Not likely. If he really did have a death wish, the coroner would be zipping the body bag right about now. But Dave still had to play by the numbers. "What's your name?" Dave asked. "Fuck off!" "Now, something tells me that's not really your name. Try again for me, will you?" Dave forced himself to remain calm. Patrol cops were taught to be patient problem solvers, and he'd always been damned good at his job. But right now, for some reason, he felt edgy and irritated, wishing the guy had chosen any overpass but this one on which to make his point. Maybe it had just been a very long day. Most days in recent memory had seemed like very long days. Finally the guy's belligerent expression faded, and Dave saw a tiny window of communication creak open. "Frank," he said. "My name's Frank." "Are you armed, Frank? Gun? Knife?" "No. Of course not." "Okay. Tell you what. It's a little dangerous on that wall where you're sitting, and I'm thinking maybe you ought to get off it. What do you think?" "I'm thinking maybe I ought to stay right where I am." "Okay, then. Tell me why you're doing this. What's the problem?" "Like you give a shit about my problems?" Dave didn't want to deal with this. He just didn't. He saw a couple of patrol cars lining up behind his on the overpass, and if he could have handed this one off to anyone else he'd have done it in a heartbeat. "Just get down from there," Dave said, "and we can talk about whatever's bugging you." "YGraves, Jane is the author of 'Flirting With Disaster' with ISBN 9780345458407 and ISBN 0345458400.