Ex-girlfriends' Club

Artemis525: I'm thinking someone needs to break *Bennett's* heart. *Literally.* Like maybe snatch it from his chest, then run over it with a lawn mower. EDEN RUTHERFORD READ the new drive-by post and felt another nudge of unease prod her belly. Granted she was still a bit of a rookie on Hell, Georgia's, police force, but even a rookie could discern the somewhat unsettling menace behind this most recent message. She instinctively picked up the cordless to call Kate, her best friend and cofounder of the Ex-Girlfriends' Club, but the thought was interrupted by the ringing of the phone. A quick check of the caller ID confirmed that Kate had beaten her to the punch. "Did you see it?" Kate asked gravely. "I did," Eden told her, equally unsettled. And annoyed, dammit. The board was their cyberspace playground and this weird chick was kicking sand. "I was just about to call you." Kate released a worried breath. "This woman is really starting to freak me out, Eden.Run over his heart with a lawn mower?Sheesh. She's got issues. I seriously think we need to consider banning her from the board." The same thought had occurred to Eden, but she wasn't even certain it was possible. Granted the sole purpose of the Web site and message board was to bash Bennett Wilder--or any other man who employed his hit-and-run style of romance--but this! A huge proponent of the old you-reap-what-yousow adage and justice in any form--be it poetic or otherwise--Eden still thoughtthisfell smack-dab into over-the-top territory. Quite frankly, after all the heartache he'd heaped upon her and the rest of her little club, Bennett having a broken heart in thefigurativesense would be particularly gratifying. She inwardly snorted. Hell, he'd certainly left a lot of casualties in his wake--most notablyher,Eden thought. Butliterallywas out of the question. Or at least it was to all of Bennett's victims but one. Artemis525 had started posting to the board a couple of weeks ago--which was strange in and of itself--and there'd been something about her even then that had given Eden pause. Though the site was dedicated to Bennett, within a couple of months after it had gone live, their cathartic vengeful-humor sort of therapy had served its purpose, and now the site was more about lamenting daily woes: problems at work, meddling mothers--usually hers, Eden thought with a mental eye roll--PMS and the occasional Mr. Wrong. Having a broken heart courtesy of Hell's thirdgeneration bad boy might have been what had originally gotten them together, but it certainly wasn't what kept the group talking now. That's what made Artemis525's posts so strange. Despite the fact that she seemed to have materialized out of thin air, they hadn't even been discussing Bennett. Hadn't in months. Without warning, dark brown hair, even darker heavily lashed old-soul eyes and lips a little too full to be anything short of sexy materialized all too readily in her rebellious mind, making a melancholy tide of longing rise up inside her. Tall, hard and lean with a smart mouth, a smoother tongue and a smile that epitomized wicked, Ben Wilder should come with a warning label. After all this time, the mere memory of him could still cause her foolish heart to jump into an irregular rhythm and a hollow, woeful ache to appear in her belly. Eden released a small breath. Bennett might have left town three years ago, but there was rarely a day that went by that she didn't think about him. Pathetic? Eden rolled her eyes. Without a doubt. Despite considerable evidence to the contrary--particularly where Bennett was concerned--she wasn't stupid. But!Eden couldn't seem to help herself. In fact, to her immeasurable shame and chagrin, she'dneverbeen able to keep her wits about her when it came to Bennett,Nelson, Rhonda is the author of 'Ex-girlfriends' Club ', published 2007 under ISBN 9780373793266 and ISBN 037379326X.