Double Snaps

Double Warning. Even more explicit snaps than in the first book. Definately not for the easily offended. Your mother is so hairy, you could sell her as a Chia Pet. Your father is so stupid, he saw a sign that said wet floor, so he took a piss. Your sister is so nasty, she has more clap than an auditorium. Your mother is so fat, she can do the wave by herself. Your mother is so fat, when she goes to the beach kids yell, "Free Willy! Free Willy!" You're so ugly, your parents rent out your baby videos for horror films. You're so White, you think Malcolm X's name is Malcolm the tenth. Your mother's breath is so bad, she sucks on Odor-Eaters.Percelay, James is the author of 'Double Snaps' with ISBN 9780688140113 and ISBN 0688140114.