Boners

Dr. Seuss, the most beloved children's author of all time, illustrates some of the ridiculous and hilarious mistakes schoolkids have written or said. Would you believe some of these boners? (Yes, they're all real!) The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. Gender shows whether a man is masculine, feminine, or neuter. Rhubarb is a kind of celery gone bloodshot. Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin, Hydrogin is gin and water. In Christianity a man can only have one wife. This is called Monotony. The people of India are divided into casts and outcasts. Dr. Seuss's captivating drawings bring to life the silly and seriously misguided "facts" concocted by young scholars-in-training.Abingdon, Alexander is the author of 'Boners ', published 2007 under ISBN 9781579127404 and ISBN 1579127401.