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From the wickedly hilarious pen of Southern humorist Celia Rivenbark comes a collection of essays that brings to mind Dave Barry (in high heels) or Jeff Foxworthy (in a prom dress). "Bright, witty, and warm." ---St. Petersburg Times "Hilarious---and right on the money." ---The Charlotte Observer "Just when you think Erma Bombeck strip-mined the comedy out of motherhood, Rivenbark shows off some sparkling new gems." ---The State(Columbia , SC) Step into the wacky world of "womanless wedding" fund-raisers, in which Bubbas wear boas. Meet two sisters who fight rural boredom by washing Budweiser cans and cutting them into pieces to make clothing. Learn why the wordsnowsends any right-thinking Southerner careening to the Food Lion for extra loaves of bread and little else. Humor columnist and slightly crazed belle-by-birth Celia Rivenbark tackles these and other lard-laden subjects inBless Your Heart, Tramp,a hilarious look at Southern---and just plain human---foibles, up-close and personal. So pour yourself a glass of sweet tea and curl up on the pie-azza withBless Your Heart, Tramp.Rivenbark, Celia is the author of 'Bless Your Heart, Tramp And Other Southern Endearments', published 2006 under ISBN 9780312343422 and ISBN 0312343426.
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