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Thursday, November 29, 2007"Smile, Santa."Cole tried. It wasn't easy with Sally Knutson on his knee and her three cats wreaking havoc on his costume. The gray one was tangled in the glossy white beard, batting at the lush strands. The calico perched on his shoulder had every needle-tipped claw hooked solidly through the red velvet, his undershirt and his flesh. The slightest movement on Cole's part meant instant pain. The third--the "shy" one--was wedged between its owner's ample bosom and Cole's two-pillow padding.His mother hadn't said anything about hazard pay when she volunteered him to fill in for Ray Hardy, the man who truly was Santa to most of the citizens of River Bluff, Texas. A fixture at the Congressional Church's annual holiday bazaar and toy drive, Ray hadn't missed a night--until he slipped in the shower that morning. Now the man was facing hip surgery."Look at the camera, Sugar Baby," Sally cooed. Cole assumed she was talking to the feline on his you were was to flex Unfortuthe cat on his lap pounce, which spooked the cat on his shoulder."Somebody moved," Melody accused, fiddling with the camera. "Stay put. We have to try another."Sally shifted her weight to reposition the cat on his shoulder, and Cole's ankle twisted slightly. A shaft of pain radiated upward from his old injury. One that had never completely healed right--a legacy of a holiday he preferred to forget."Am I squishing y'all, honey?" Sally asked, apparently hearing his swallowed moan. "You need a bit more padding on your tushy, like Ray. Wasn't it a shame about his fall?""Terrible," Cole said through clenched teeth. "Mom said he's had a big crowd here every night since the bazaar opened." And the church's holiday festival ran through the middle of December.Sally disentangled the tabby's paws from Cole's beard. "True. I was here last night and gave up after about an hour. The girls aren't patient."He could tell. The "girl" on his shoulder was using his costume for a scratching pad. "Um, Sal, could you do something about this one, too?" he said, turning his chin to point.The "shy" one suddenly took a swipe at his beard, pulling it down a good inch so the attached mustache covered his lip."Okay, everybody, let's try again," Melody called."Say Merry Christmas.""Murway Kwemat," Cole mumbled, eyes watering. "Oh, this is cute, Sally," Melody exclaimed, studying her camera. "I think it's a keeper."Sally got up, a cat under each arm. She adroitly hopped off the raised platform and walked to where Melody was standing. The third cat scaled the side of Cole's head, finding purchase in his beard, plush red hat and scalp."Ow!" he howled, reaching up clumsily in his oversize white gloves to try to dislodge the beast."Sally, help."She shoved the other two pets at Melody, who dropped the compact digital camera. Melody's cry was muffled by Sally's loud, "Ooh, poor Sugar, did you think Mama was going to leave you with the big, mean stranger?""Mean? What'd I do?" Cole complained, rubbing his head in a way that made his costume shift back and forth. He had to straighten his beard before he could spit out several cat hairs."You're not a cat person, Cole. Animals can tell." He would have tried to defend himself but she didn't give him a chance, instead hurrying back to where Melody was kneeling over the remains of her camera.Cole checked his watch. Fortunately, Santa's booth was due to close in ten minutes. He looked toward the candy-cane gate. Only one person in line. A stranger with a toddler on her hip. By the bemused expression on her face, she'd witnessed the entire spectacle. Cole was glad to have a fake beard to hide behind.The woman looked to be about his age. Jeans, a belted leather jacket and an oversize purse apparently used to counterweight the toddler on her opposite hip. Cole guessed the boy's age to be about two.Not that Cole knew a lot about kids, but he'Salonen, Debra is the author of 'Betting on Santa [Harlequin Super Romance Series #1452]', published 2007 under ISBN 9780373714520 and ISBN 0373714521.
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