America's Dumbest Criminals Based on True Stories from Law Enforcement Officials Across the Country

Warning: The Crimes you are About to Read are True. The Names Have Been Changed... to Protect the Ignorant. Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together. * The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number * The accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters * The streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiable * The convenience store thief who got away with just a hotdog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener.Butler, Daniel R. is the author of 'America's Dumbest Criminals Based on True Stories from Law Enforcement Officials Across the Country' with ISBN 9781558533721 and ISBN 1558533729.